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Logan | Jan 17, 2013 | 8:15AM |

Good morning. Guards, seize them!

If you some how missed this last night — and it transcends being a sports fan — it’s a must read: Manti Te’o’s Dead Girlfriend, The Most Heartbreaking And Inspirational Story Of The College Football Season, Is A Hoax

Similarly: How To Fake A Facebook Girlfriend For Under $40

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Did you know thereare ten different types of rainbows? Yup, more than just rainbows, and dOuBlE rAiNBoWs


D’awwww…. Spider-Man window washers surprise kids at Children’s Hospital

Backstage Famous Movie Moments

Backstage Famous Movie Moments - Ghostbusters

Watch our Dr. Dre, there’s a new fading celebrity looking to cash-in on celebrity product endorsements. Motorhead’s Lemmy coming out with own line of headphones:

The world’s largest orgy and other Bizarre Sex World Records (mild NSFW warning)

Arrogant, but pretty funny. Rave Culture, A Handy Guide For Middle America.

Photos of bunker where Adolf Hitler and Eva Brain killed themselves released for the first time.

Left over: A mould-covered Nazi SS officers cap with a Death Skull insignia on the bunker's floor

The ‘Xtreme Eating’ List Will Kill You – That a Cheesecake Factory pasta – PASTA! – dish is loaded with 3,120 calories is really all you need to know about the state of food in America.

The Cheesecake Factory's bistro shrimp pasta has more calories than any other entree on the restaurant's menu. It totals 3,120 calories, 89 grams of saturated fat and 1,090 milligrams of sodium, according to the Center for Science in the Public Interest.

Meet The Man Who Lived And Worked In North Korea For Seven Years – Swiss born Felix Abt recently spent seven years living and working in North Korea and provides an inside look at what life was like raising a family in Pyongyang and how sanctions effect the daily lives of ordinary North Koreans.

Photos Of Everyday Things Frozen Over

An Icy truck at the top of Mt. Washington (Proteon via Reddit)

I’m detecting notes of How To Pretend You Know About Wine

Esquire’s Interview With Megan Fox Is the Worst Thing Ever Written

How long did it take you to find the leopard in this photo?

Here’s two dogs Skyping each other for your daily dose of kewt:

Defrosting a Building: Otherworldly Icescapes Inside a Historic Chicago Cold Storage Facility

Defrosting a Building: Otherworldly Icescapes Inside a Historic Chicago Cold Storage Facility ice history Chicago architecture

xkcd Comic: Why Your Hand Sanitizer Doesn’t Protect You As Much As You’d Think

Verizon Developer Outsourced His Job To China So He Could Surf Reddit And Watch Cat Videos

The 19-Year-Old Activist Making Life Hell For Louisiana’s Creationists

Until tomorrow, keep up the public embarrassment