by Ryan Mahoney
ALL ABOARD! Welcome back to The Hot Mess Express. In this edition we kick off with an obsessed Barbie collector who can’t help but wonder why his girlfriends don’t stick around. Also, RuPaul gives Courtney Stodden some not-so-great advice, while Katherine Heigl is the new spokesperson for… ZzzQuil? I mean, I guess it makes sense; Nothing puts me to sleep faster than a Katherine Heigl movie. Until next time, stay classy.