GOOD MORNING. SAVE US, INTERNET.
Float like a butterfly, have a bee sting your penis.
WELCOME TO ETERNAL PIZZA AND ANCIENT BEER.
Wake up and smell the Internet.
Smart wigs. Kind of like Google Glass for your hair.
Whether you’re spending it with your family, friends, friends of your family or you know, in some alternative scenario-WE HAVE YOUR TURKEY DAY COVERED WITH ALL THIS:
The McRib is back and grosser than ever
Why delete a tweet Charmin? WHAT ARE YOU HIDING!
Rubber Duckie, you’re the one.