Good morning everyone, hope you’re strapped in to endure your carping internal monologue today

• The largest revolver ever made Remington Model 1859

• Let’s take a look at two Dutch television hosts who hooked them up to a Birth Simulation Machine. Finally, men can experience the pain of giving life

• Amazing one-billion pixel image of the Milky Way. It’s hard to believe there are really that many stars out there…
• Manti Te’o hopes 1-800-FLOWERS receipt from arrangement he sent to funeral proves he was duped by ‘fake girlfriend’ Lennay Kekua

• “On reflection, it probably wasn’t the best decision” – man regrets buying 7,000 Lance Armstrong cycling tips DVDs
• Birth control for men: one reversible 15 minute procedure and done, lasts for 10 years.
• Step right up and purchase the Kellz Collection, featuring streetwear courtesy of R Kelly

• Think it’s cold in DC? Take a trip to the world’s coldest village

• Here’s a classy tip: How to set a table according to the etiquette

•  Investigate The Last Colonies Left On Earth

• Here’s something for everyone: Cops Taser Naked Burglar Who Pooped And Masturbated When Homeowner Pulled A Gun
• We Must Build An Enormous McWorld In Times Square

• Princess Bride T-Shirt Scares Flight Passengers

• Your Tumblr of the Day is I Love Charts

• Here’s What Other People Do In Bed - A new book takes an in-depth look at relationship sex — who’s doing it, who’s not, where, when, why and how happy it makes them.
• Fox News Can’t Decide If It’s OK To Call Someone Hitler - If you have been watching Fox News in recent weeks, you will have heard a lot of discussion about Hitler. Guests have been lining up to equate the gun legislation proposed by President Obama with Hitler, Nazis and 1930s Germany in general.
• Why You Could Have Fallen For Scientology Too - Why would anyone in their right mind become a Scientologist? Some would say, “Nobody in their right mind does.” But I don’t think that’s quite fair, or accurate.
• WhatTheFuckShouldIDoWithMyLife.com <–click it
• The World’s Oddest Jobs In Pictures
• Meet One Of The Most Prolific Art Forgers In History - Over the last 20 years, Mark Landis created hundreds of stunningly convincing forgeries which he then successfully donated to over 50 art museums while posing as a Jesuit priest. And it wasn’t even illegal.

Until tomorrow, keep letting everyone down but feeling better about yourself