Topical Cream is your new ICYMI weekly review with funny jokes from a funny person
It’s still out of the realm of my wildest comprehension that I’ll see that nostalgically whimsical title track performed live amid a crowd of over 3,000 people in less than 24 hours
WELCOME TO ETERNAL PIZZA AND ANCIENT BEER.
It’s horrible outside. The outside is going to destroy you. Don’t let the outside destroy you.
Wake up and smell the Internet.
You and your couch-together forever.
Not just for kittens anymore